Bullweed

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I want to share a story with you all. You may think this is some cheesy anti-bullying story on the internet, and it is. I hope you can understand how shitty this is and why it is bad to... Eh, what's that word again? Oh, yeah! Bullweed! I hope you can understand how shitty this is and why it is bad to bullweed.

Hello. My name is Faggette. I'm a furfag in anal jam. I had a fuckbuddy named Ni'Gar, another furfag. We both had members, which we used to masturbate every night. Some of them were dildos, some were real severed penises. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE ASK WHERE WE GOT THE REAL DICKS FROM! GOT IT?!
Okay. Moving on.
We enjoyed fucking around and playing party games with our other fuckbuddies and generally doing a lot of drugs. I don't like to brag, but we had definitely never sucked a hobo off or bullweeded or done anything like that. I swear it on my life! In fact, the reason we got so high was because we were nice to a druglord. Let me explain.

A bit after we sucked some members, Ni'Gar and I saw a newfag being bullweeded. The bullweeder was a sexy fucker wearing a shirt that said "NINE ELEVEN IS 'MURIFAG AIDS" on it. Man, he was so fucking hot! He told the newfag that if he ever wanted to be an oldfag, he needed to learn how not to be a faggot. He proceeded to tell the newfag that he would never be able to get laid because he was a retarded furfag who liked sucking dog dicks. I am a reportfag so I reported the sexy fucker and told ajhq about it, and they sent me back an automated letter saying they'll review my report on February 31st. They did nothing and the next day I logged in and nothing changed. Apparently, they did not give a shit, because I never heard back from them. I gave some of my anal lube to Ni'Gar and the newfag who had been bullweeded. We had a great time fucking around and making out with other horny junkies and trading drugs with one another. It was good shit, bro.

Now comes the actual story. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE WHINE ABOUT THE REST OF WHAT I SAID! GOT IT?!
Okay. Moving on.

Ni'Gar and I were decorating our tent with purple powder and special grass when all of a sudden a junkie with nothing but a condom appeared next to us. He sat down and said that he was a newfag, and wanted advice to get as laid as we had. We didn't know what to say, as he was fucking naked and all I had done was told ajhq about a bullweeding issue. Okay, maybe I did have a threesome with a druglord and his girlfriend, but that surely can't have had anything to do with this. Anyway, I said that we were nice to other summerfags, but he said everyone bullweeded him, so he couldn't get laid by anyone. I was high off my ass, so I traded him like 90kg of marijuana for his cum-filled condom and told him that he could start with that. Overjoyed, he thanked me and disappeared. I never saw him or that bag of grass again.